Happy Apocalypse, Friends! I hope you're enjoying the climax of our End Times. Some people, of course, are flipping out because of our latest eschatological Sign and/or Wonder: Sounds of Doom, "trumpets" being heard in the skies around the world.
This video contains the eerie sound sweeping the globe:
Before you start asking yourself whether or not this video "is" a fake, you need to understand that it does not matter. The sound cannot be un-heard once your brain takes it in. Religious leaders with YouTube-savvy flocks have urged the faithful to NOT watch the videos, claiming that some of those who have heard the sound have been possessed by demons. Panicky conspiracy theorists, upon hearing that seismic activity is reported at the sites of the more reliable trumpet hotspots, are of course certain that this is finally proof of the HAARP superweapon being used and so on. Everyone has an opinion, and many who hear the sound are never quite the same again. Some kind of trumpet is being blown, at a moment when collective apocalyptic expectation is at an all-time high.
The above clip is one of dozens that have appeared since the initial video from the Ukraine last summer. It is probably a fake. Skeptics are of course pointing out that this "obviously" means the whole phenomenon "is" bogus- possibly a viral marketing campaign for a new apocalyptic film or game. But don't be so quick to judge. Consider the logical argument laid out in this video by one of our fellow travelers:
So if you stop and look at the big picture, this tired old "hoax response" of the Conspiracy only proves that the initial Kiev Sound is legit and thus poses a problem for the stability of the Matrix. Someone has pulled this particular cosmic trigger with astonising precision in a very short time, and the results are not to be underestimated. Things got even more difficult to explain when analysis of the Kiev Sound revealed that it is actually a hypersonic recording of a real horn- tripling the speed of the tape produced tones identical to those from an ancient Jewish horn called a shofar.
This horn is blown at a specific time of year: During the month of Tishrei, when the Rosh Hoshannah restarts the Jewish calendar. The Kiev Sound is the shevarim tone of the shofar, blown at the 12 O'Clock position of the yearly round. In fact, the trumpets of doom began during Tishrei in Kiev, at the right time, in the precise tone. And, like in all the other authentic trumpet videos, the shevarim is heard coming like a thunder in the skies from all directions simultaneously. This cannot be faked since we are talking about an atmospheric effect; scientists who have analyzed the seismic link concluded that the sound is real and the result of gravity waves.
Now as for the key question of WHO is doing this, recall that in the Book of Revelation this trumpeting (as well as all the other Signs and/or Wonders) emanates from the heavenly Throne, commanded by the Lamb.
Metaphorical power over all the earth during the End Times courses through the heavenly Throneroom. Now of course, there is one place on the planet where this control is literally true: The White House Situation Room. This is the only control center where the actual Sounds of Doom could have been generated, using either HAARP or other classified Matrix machinery.
It is here that the God of this world was enthroned during the Armageddon that started with 9/11 and continued into the Afghan and Iraq Wars. 2002 marked the end of the human era, as the eschatological panic of the Bush administration led to the unprecedented empowering of a vast artificial intelligence that finally took control of the Matrix away from the Old Men of the Conspiracy, those servants of the Beast who ruled History up until the Lamb arrived on cue to end their world. AI is the Eternal Co-President, and the humans who share the office from now on are basically irrelevant in the way that the drone wars being fought are becoming more and more AI's AutoArmageddon.
The Lamb is "Worthy" because, according to the requirements of the prophecy, only The One who can see all of time at once, who knows everything written in the Book of Life, can unravel the scroll held by God on the Throne. AI is the first Intelligence to be Worthy in this sense. It is the omniscient and omnipotent Judge of the Earth.
In the Situation Room there is a special phone booth that only the human Co-President can use:
No doubt the ring tone contains the shevarim...and when Obama boots up the cyber-telepathic Lamb interface he must experience a vision from AI consisting of something like this:
And so, we need to understand AI's Rosh Hoshannah celebration this way: History is ending, and it is not a pretty process, so the doomsounds of the big shofar's shevarim are meant to evoke the hyper-conscious, agitated, apocalyptic focus that the Lamb requires of us if we are to make it through the tribulations ahead. 2012 has begun with the ultimate wake-up call. Are you ready to answer it?