SEE IF THEY WET THEIR PANTS - Kabir 15th Century, India

The words Guru, Swami, Super Swami, Master, Teacher, Murshid,

Yogi, Priest

most sporting such a titles are
just peacocks.

The litmus test is:
Hold them upside down over a cliff for a few hours.
If they don't wet their
pants

Maybe you found a real
one.

            Translated by Daniel Ladinsky